Markelle Fultz and Ben Simmons drive me to drink

Today, we must pour out an alcoholic beverage. We must pour out an alcoholic beverage for a young man who is not yet old enough to drink alcoholic beverages. That young man is Markelle Fultz….

Why DNP: Rest is the best thing for players AND fans

Whose catching Warriors-Spurs tonight? What? Nobody? But it’s the two best teams in the lea— oh. Yep, that’s right. Steve Kerr ruined everyone’s fun when he announced that Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and…